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primo spaghetti 09-03-2012 07:24 AM

chapped lips
 
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.

Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"

To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."

Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"

"No, but it stops me from licking them!"

PaulMys 09-04-2012 08:28 PM

HA! Gives new meaning to "pucker up"


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