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sonocativo 02-22-2013 04:31 PM

Just like a baby?
 
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested.
If you want to cancel the wedding, then Ill understand, she said. The guy remarked, I dont mind that youre flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, I dont mind that like a baby below the
waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway.
And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took
off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
When she regained consciousness, the guy said, I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?
You told me it was just like a baby. The guy replied, It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!

PaulMys 02-22-2013 08:02 PM

Yeah, my wife said the the same thing. LOL!!!

CdnoilRAM 02-22-2013 08:06 PM

I understand that people aren't as lucky as I am to be hung like a bull hamster.

Stump3r 02-22-2013 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CdnoilRAM (Post 1020066)
I understand that people aren't as lucky as I am to be hung like a bull hamster.

ROTFLMAO Leave it to Kurtis to leave a better joke than originally posted!

sonocativo 02-23-2013 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stump3r (Post 1020069)
ROTFLMAO Leave it to Kurtis to leave a better joke than originally posted!

Lets not forget the doctors told my parents I was deformed, Born with 3 legs and only 2 feet.

Chunkem 02-23-2013 09:42 AM

Too funny......

PaulMys 02-26-2013 07:51 PM

O.K., I can't resist. Found a way to make mine 10 inches long- fold it in half!

sonocativo 02-26-2013 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaulMys (Post 1023659)
O.K., I can't resist. Found a way to make mine 10 inches long- fold it in half!


Ok Paul... Now you reminded me of a joke so I got to post the perfect penis joke... here we go


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