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sonocativo 03-20-2013 04:44 PM

The Gyno
 
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won’t crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

gusman 03-20-2013 04:51 PM

hahahahahahahahahahaha these posts are the best

PaulMys 03-20-2013 07:30 PM

Hahahahaha! Gives new meaning to sparkling- clean!

mswift 03-20-2013 09:29 PM

Bwhaha that was amazing!!!

CajunDodge 03-21-2013 12:27 PM

Ok I have to admit that was pretty darn funny!

- Cajun

gonefishin776 03-21-2013 12:31 PM

True story, my bosses mother went to the gyno and accidentally used glittery lotion down there..for whatever reason and the doc said the same thing. She was so embarrassed.


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