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sonocativo 03-26-2013 01:31 PM

Blonde and Horses
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror she grabs for the horse's mane, but she ca...n't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to it's slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grasp, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when, to her great fortune, the Wal-Mart manager sees her and unplugs the horse!

PaulMys 03-26-2013 08:19 PM

HA! Good one again, man.

crazzywolfie 03-27-2013 12:56 PM

lol. that is pretty funny.

hollonator 08-18-2013 03:07 AM

Sad thing is...I have witnessed a similar scenario lol

RogerRamJet 08-18-2013 03:24 AM

Damn, that was funny. Got a good chuckle out of it.

Hermes1 08-18-2013 11:09 AM

LOL! Enjoyed that one.

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