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Alberto22 06-27-2013 03:34 PM

in the hospital
 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

gonefishin776 06-27-2013 03:42 PM

bahahahahhahaahaha

i was checkin this section earlier and hoping there would be some new jokes.

Glad I saw this...too funny

Hermes1 06-27-2013 07:46 PM

Funny one, I'll have to tell my wife that one, she is a nurse.

PaulMys 06-28-2013 09:21 PM

HAHA! Thanks, Alberto! Been about a month since someone posted a good one!

Chunkem 07-11-2013 06:37 PM

I will also have to use that one....LOL

hollonator 08-17-2013 09:54 PM

That poor nurse had to be so embarrassed lol...good one


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