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sonocativo 07-18-2013 10:27 PM

Its Dark in there
 
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

... The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

RogerRamJet 07-18-2013 10:29 PM

Oh, crap! That's funny!

gwh06ram 07-18-2013 10:34 PM

Man,that was pretty funny.

DRX350 07-18-2013 11:42 PM

LOL! I love it!

Copperhead2013 07-19-2013 05:30 AM

That's Funny.........

CajunDodge 07-19-2013 06:39 AM

LMAO that's a good one!

- Cajun

starquestbd22 07-19-2013 09:24 AM

Lol, that's one of those wrong and funny all at the same time.

anothernewb 07-19-2013 10:15 AM

awesome. wrong. creepy, and awesome

RedSmart 07-19-2013 11:49 AM

I didn't think it was so funny, I'm out a grand!!

LOL........

Warlock III 07-20-2013 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedSmart (Post 1154274)
I didn't think it was so funny, I'm out a grand!!

LOL........

LOL and I've got a grand for some new mods!

...I'm thinking night vision...or maybe a used bat...


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