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sonocativo 07-27-2013 09:24 PM

No refunds on specials?
 
A woman goes into Tesco and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
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The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.

The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"

She explains the situation with the toaster.

He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!

Her money was refunded!

PaulMys 07-29-2013 06:49 PM

HAHAHA! That's funny.

Hermes1 08-07-2013 06:20 PM

Good one to end my day.

Chunkem 08-09-2013 03:10 AM

That was a good one,,,,,LOL

hollonator 08-17-2013 09:24 PM

Ha, I wrote that one down lol


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