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MOP4RN4TION 11-24-2013 09:47 PM

Solid Kill with my pimped out Chick Magnet
I just finished up the mods on my Gen 2 came stock with the 5.2, and it ran great but I wanted more power...some guy I met had a cousin with a girl friend whose dad was a Dodge tech, and he said I could easily get 450hp out of that little 318 with a couple bolt on mods. Here is the list he gave me:

1- the Vortec Cyclone. installed in my intake tube, it lets me get 32mpg in addition to providing me with 75-80 rwhp, and only cost me 39.95

2- Basani dual 3.5inch outlet muffler...Loud as heck and totally cuts out backpressure so I can gain 100hp

3- Rear wing off a Cessna- Produces mad downforce to keep my rear tires planted

4- 26" spinner wheels-spin so fast I must be flying, right? besides, the Asian catholic schoolgirls in all the calendars love them.

Anyway, onto the kill....
I rolled up to the stoplight and found myself next to a guy in a brand new HEMI Ram, and I could see him eyeballing my ride, so I revved it a couple times so he could fully appreciate my thunder. I was watching him close, waiting on the green light so I could smoke him right off the line.

The light turned, and I mashed the gas pedal...launched hard off the line...when the lime green dice hanging on my mirror blocked my view and I rearended the police car.

The guy in the HEMI died right there in the intersection, laughing till his heart gave out.:LOL:

shawnu 11-24-2013 10:18 PM

This is the finniest thing ive heard in awhile lol

MOP4RN4TION 11-25-2013 11:02 AM

LOL I was feeling a little silly this morning, glad I could make someone chuckle

spoiler 11-25-2013 11:40 AM

ummmm…. did you say anything after Asian catholic schoolgirls???
confused and dazed. LOL

Butter 11-25-2013 11:34 PM

Best kill story ever lol

Turbo-Bug-9.40ET 12-06-2013 06:49 AM

I'd really appreciate it if you brought back my Cessna wing!

Rollers888 12-06-2013 08:26 AM

This was a good laugh!

yamifz1 12-06-2013 08:34 AM

That sound like a great list of mods, I will get right on it. One question though, for the wing is bigger better cause I'm thinking 737.

MOP4RN4TION 12-21-2013 01:52 PM

737 would be great, added fuel capacity and twin turbines for righteous burnouts

LowUFO 12-29-2013 02:09 PM

I might have to get one of those Vortech Cyclone things. Where can I buy one? The "As Seen On TV" store?

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