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erm 10-04-2009 01:41 PM

And Then The Fight Started...
A little humor is good for the soul!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...


My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while
we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour.. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled
back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
150 in about 3 seconds...'

I bought her a set of scales.

And then the fight started.....


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started....


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age... I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on
your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office..

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My goodness!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started....


My wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I
feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's pretty near perfect..'

And then the fight started.....

Toms Blue Ram 1500 10-04-2009 01:47 PM

Good one . Copy and pasted , sending out on e-mail .

BlueJet 10-04-2009 02:18 PM

Those are funny! Read them to my dad!

CdnoilRAM 10-04-2009 02:55 PM

Lol, I've done the same tom, that's too good to pass up on.

erm 10-04-2009 03:40 PM

Glad you folks liked the funnies. :)

CajunDodge 10-04-2009 11:05 PM

Those are good, :hah: and same here, copied, pasted and sent, thanks for the laugh! :)

- Cajun :pepper:

LYC79 10-05-2009 11:20 AM

LMAO !!! :hah: Those are just too funny not to share , I'm going to post them on the Caliber side. Hope you don't mind Michael !

erm 10-05-2009 12:55 PM

Be my guest, Licia!

chithead 10-05-2009 12:58 PM

Ha! Good times...

sincebeen 10-05-2009 10:07 PM

:thk: i just had the bright idea of trying the "dust" one on my wife... so it's almost a true story :att:

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