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RamTech 01-20-2010 01:09 PM

Yo Mama!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters!

iRESQu 01-20-2010 01:16 PM

"Yo' Mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!"

98sst 01-20-2010 01:17 PM

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

RamTech 01-20-2010 01:19 PM

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

iRESQu 01-20-2010 01:19 PM

"Yo' mama's so fat, she uses Monroe shocks on her toilet seat."
Yo mama's so broke, she goes to KFC and licks EVERYONE elses fingers!
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!

will 01-20-2010 01:20 PM

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

iRESQu 01-20-2010 01:23 PM

Jared, this is for you, when you arrive here!

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.

Yo momma has two speeds: Sleep, and Devour.

RamTech 01-20-2010 01:24 PM

Yo mama so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was a STD!

wvcoolvinilla 01-20-2010 01:28 PM

honest office i was just trying to help the sheep over the fence

erm 01-20-2010 03:52 PM

Yo Momma is sooo ugly the doctor slapped her when she was da face!

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