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RootBeer 10-20-2010 12:55 AM

The Love Dress
A woman stopped, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me!"

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"It needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

He never heard the gunshot!

HotWheels 10-20-2010 01:00 AM

LOL thats funny!

GTyankee 10-20-2010 01:01 AM

Now, That is funny

CdnoilRAM 10-20-2010 01:13 AM

LMAO, that just hurts :LOL:

scottish rumble 10-20-2010 04:28 PM

good one rb

CajunDodge 10-20-2010 05:18 PM

Ouch, poor guy lol, good one Brian!

- Cajun

erm 10-20-2010 05:36 PM

hehehe...maybe she will iron the dress before she wears it next time...

Good one, Brian!

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