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BlueJet 11-09-2010 10:23 AM

New cowboy boots
 
Bert and Margaret have been married for 40 years.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,

"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert."

RamTech 11-09-2010 10:37 AM

Glad I bought a hat instead of the boots!

uktitus 11-09-2010 12:20 PM

That's fun, a tie might of helped ?

RootBeer 11-09-2010 12:36 PM

:LOL: Good one.

CajunDodge 11-11-2010 10:13 PM

Hahahaha, that's a good one, poor guy!

- Cajun

CdnoilRAM 11-12-2010 02:21 AM

LOL, good thing I have both boots and a hat, but I only wear the hat when it wants something to look up to!


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