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RootBeer 11-10-2010 06:53 PM

Dallas Cowboys
 
This came from a lifelong Cowboys fan.

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys



Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Oh! Lord...



Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.



Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old



Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.



Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Mountaineer 11-10-2010 06:59 PM

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

ggggggoooooooooooooo RAIDERS!!!!

wermbang 11-10-2010 07:26 PM

HA HA
Go Packers!


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