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RootBeer 11-29-2010 09:18 PM

Dear Diary --A Blonde's Cookbook
 

http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1It's fun to cook for Marvin. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.



http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.



http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1A good day for rice--the recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.



http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients;
lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.



http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it..
There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.




http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.
I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.




http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1 I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.



GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe.
If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.


4x4onthefloor 11-29-2010 11:21 PM

BAHAHAHA thats great!

CajunDodge 11-30-2010 12:31 PM

LMAO!!!! Funny stuff there!

- Cajun


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