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RootBeer 01-13-2011 08:24 PM

Marriage Humor
 
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband:
Nothing.
Wife:
'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband:
'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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Wife : 'Do you! want dinner?'
Husband:
'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife:
'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby:
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:
'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:
'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy:
'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl:
'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom:
'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son:
'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning..'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: '
I like your sense of humor!'
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Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned
!!!

Toms Blue Ram 1500 01-13-2011 09:41 PM

Good ones Brian . I'll make sure that wife reads them .

CajunDodge 01-13-2011 10:08 PM

Funny stuff there Brian, LMAO, love the last one!

- Cajun

erm 01-13-2011 10:11 PM

I've never had a horse call me. I'll have to remember that one...LOL

Chili1K 01-14-2011 09:53 AM

Thats Great Brian!

HerRam 01-14-2011 11:13 AM

LOL those are Hilarious!!!! I need to get me a big 'ol frying pan I think LOL

UltraFlame 01-14-2011 11:30 AM

You got me laughing.

scottish rumble 01-14-2011 12:33 PM

nice one rb keep them coming

Mopar Online Parts 01-14-2011 04:09 PM

Great way to relieve stress at work really funny.


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