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sonocativo 05-05-2011 10:08 AM

Bubba and Cooter
Bubba and Cooter were talking one day after a long hard day of work on the farm.
Cooter, says Bubba... Im gettin damn tired of farm life, Im gonna go ta that there learning skool an git me an edumacation. Cooter replies, I think I might just do that there muhself Bubba, lets go !

At the college Bubba meet with the counselor and he asks Bubba: What would you like to take? Bubba replies: Well, I dont know, what do you suggest? The counselor says: Well I suggest Math, History and Logics...
Logics says Bubba, What in tarnation is Logics?
The conselor says, let me explain...
Do you own a weedeater? Why yes I do says Bubba.
Ok says the counselor, Logic tells me since you own a weedeater, you have a yard. Golly says Bubba, Yes I do !
And since you have a yard, logic tells me you own a home. Golly says Bubba, I sure do !
And since you own a home Logic tells me you have a wife and since you have a wife you are hetosexual. GOLLY says Bubba, I sure do and I cant wait to get into this there Logics Class !!!!

So Bubba goes out in the hall and Cooters asks: What are you taking Bubba.. Bubba replies with Math, History and Logics.
Logics says Cooter, what in tarnation is Logics?
Bubba says, let me explain.... Do you own a weedeater?
Cooter replies, No....
Bubba says: You're a ******* queer !!!!!

jcasey10 05-05-2011 10:10 AM

:LOL: That was good

Stangshcky12 05-05-2011 12:30 PM

:LOL: I'll have to tell my buddies that one

CajunDodge 05-05-2011 04:19 PM

I guess extrapolation is logical, too, :LOL: funny stuff there!

- Cajun

erm 05-05-2011 04:51 PM

ROTFL!!!! Too funny....

brad12kx 05-07-2011 12:06 PM

There be some twisted Logic. :LOL:

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