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dodgert 05-24-2011 04:35 PM

x wife for sale
 
Shes blonde 32 cute but comes with alot of baggage and like to say step out will take any offer starting at 2 bucks :LOL:

hey was bored and she made me mad :att::greenchainsaw:

Zac2109 05-24-2011 04:38 PM

hey Ill trade you exwife for exwife, but I should warn you in advance that mine has a history of hating on pickup trucks.
http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/...9/DSCF3031.jpg
yes this really was my Ford F150 and yes she really did set it on fire. LMAO not funny then but kinda humerous now I suppose lol.

hemiv8dodgeram1500 05-24-2011 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zac2109 (Post 532680)
hey Ill trade you exwife for exwife, but I should warn you in advance that mine has a history of hating on pickup trucks.
http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/...9/DSCF3031.jpg
yes this really was my Ford F150 and yes she really did set it on fire. LMAO not funny then but kinda humerous now I suppose lol.

wow what you do? :hah:

platinuminjected 05-24-2011 05:56 PM

i wanna know what he did too?????

Zac2109 05-24-2011 06:24 PM

haha, wellllll. When I was in Afghanistan i discovered that my wife was not being faithful to our marriage, so when I came home I filed for divorce. She was trying to convince me out of it and was wanting to work it out, but in the mean time kept her boyfriend she had. So I obviously told her I didnt want to work it out. Well a couple months later she seen me in town with a girl in my truck who was a friend of mine, wasnt even dating her. So she had her boyfriend that worked at a ford dealer order a key to my truck using my VIN number, and in the middle of the night she stole my truck parked it out on a piece of my property in the corn fields and set it on fire. She then stuck a letter in my mail box that said if she couldnt be with me and I was going to go out with other girls it sure wouldnt be in the truck we bought when we were married. The kicker is she didnt get in trouble for it because Illinois state law considers the truck marital property and you can destroy your own stuff if you want to. All she got was a 75$ illegal burn ticket, and my insurance wouldnt pay out as it was arson and they only pay out on those if an arrest leading to a conviction happens. Well since she was technically in the right no arrest could be made. Oh the joy of being married.

dodgert 05-24-2011 07:36 PM

ya umm ouch mines not THAT nuts lol

brad12kx 05-25-2011 12:27 AM

I don't mean to be picky....but shouldn't this thread be posted under 'Miscellaneous For Sale'.... :4-dontknow:


:LOL:

Zac2109 05-25-2011 12:30 AM

i believe thats where it was started, then was moved lol

nYmPhMoBiLe08 05-25-2011 01:11 AM

Haha wow dude that sucks and im sorry but good news is it was just a Ferd...

wylie 05-25-2011 03:29 PM

A long time ago I had a dead end job in a small town with an ex wife that gave me hell all the time about getting back together which I did not want to do. SOOOO I invited her to go to Cancun, Mexico. She got drunk the first night and passed out. Early,,,,the next morning I got up and quietly gathered up all the money, her passport and birth certificate and all the clothes we had brought, went to the desk, checked out and took a cab back to the airport, long trip, and came home. I quit my job the next day, called her mom and told her where her daughter was and moved to Dallas. Never heard from her again. THE END


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