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TORMENTOR 09-17-2011 05:36 PM

Got slapped..
Well, I didn't get slapped but this happend to a guy on another car forum i belong to, just the other morning. I thought i would share his story with you guys:

The secretary at work (she's cute but taken) txted me this morning asking for coffee. Me being the lovely nice man that I am agreed to get her some. So I pull into Dunkin all cool like. Ya know, rev the engine and pop a wheel in the balt. I strut my stuff like I just won the war in Adjikistan to bring them freshly made taco bell. While in line, a girl on her phone comes up behind me. her voice sounded like an immaculate angel singing down from the heavens ridden on a rainbow hello kitty chariot. I turn around and she is just "meh". She was talking about what to order, so I unwittingly told her to get some hot apple cider since it was a balmy 40 ****ing degrees this morning and I wanted to punch Antarctica in the ovaries. Yes...Antarctica is a girl imo. bite me'd prolly like it. So I chat with her for about 5 minutes while we order our drinks. I randomly decided to ask her out for more coffee sometime. (This is where Steve gave me the line from my other "girl" thread). She goes:

"Sorry, but I just got out of a bad relationship and need time to myself"

Me: "I have a pet turtle"

Her: "I'm sorry??"

Me: "I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about random shit, I asked you out for coffee, not a romantic getaway".


My head spun around and around. like when you're a kid and took your sisters barbie dolls and tried to rip their heads off as a child. She didn't leave a red mark though. I just cautiously grabbed my coffee and meandered out of the store. I did it like a BAWS though. I drop kicked the door outwards like an elephant trying to scratch his stomach with his 6 foot trunk. Then I realized it sign said "pull"....:LOL:

erm 09-17-2011 08:05 PM

ROTFL....Some guys don't learn.

GTyankee 09-17-2011 09:18 PM

I hate it when i am all Joe Cool & i can't get the door to swing my way

Public businesses are suppose to have the doors open out, because of Fire Codes, but they lock the exit door & only leave the enter door unlocked
no more joe cool

Stangshcky12 09-17-2011 11:02 PM

I actually have told that to more then one girl, except i pull "i had a pet gold fish"
i have a girlfriend and just do it for my friends entertainment haha

SS4Luck 09-17-2011 11:41 PM

ahjahhahahahaha that is great

RedRam10 09-18-2011 10:15 PM

I hear you and am still laughing!

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