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erm 10-26-2011 10:53 AM

Lawyers
 
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place."

"The grass is almost a foot high."


Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story...did you????

CajunDodge 10-26-2011 11:29 AM

LMAO suckerz :hah: That's funny Michael!

- Cajun

Deathrend 10-26-2011 12:56 PM

I was wondering when the catch would come in.. rofl

Razorbass 10-26-2011 02:02 PM

Funny...didn't see that one coming.

SS4Luck 10-26-2011 05:53 PM

hahahahahhahaha it had me up until the catch line!

B.Hud 10-27-2011 02:24 AM

haha thats awesome


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