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erm 12-23-2011 12:50 PM

Two Trees and a Woodpecker
 
Two Trees and a Woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,

'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,

'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best little piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

Now wipe that smile off your face.

CajunDodge 12-23-2011 02:34 PM

LMAO, good one Michael, very funny!!!

- Cajun

brad12kx 12-23-2011 03:40 PM

Hahahaha....good one! Very clean; not a single swear word. :hah:

CdnoilRAM 12-23-2011 06:17 PM

Lmao, and the pun strikes again!

Razorbass 12-24-2011 03:12 PM

Nice. One word away from a mod moving that one to the NHB section. :gy:

sonocativo 12-24-2011 03:39 PM

LMAO love it...

erm 12-24-2011 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razorbass (Post 680633)
Nice. One word away from a mod moving that one to the NHB section. :gy:

Now you know I would have put it in the proper place has there been such a word in there... :LOL:

RedRam10 12-24-2011 09:39 PM

Wonderful - you even got a laugh out of my wife!!!

CajunDodge 12-25-2011 07:29 AM

Definitely clever choices of words, I have to say lol!

- Cajun

bahouse3 01-12-2012 12:39 PM

Lol, that is a great use of words!


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