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Forum: Jokes/Humor Yesterday, 09:17 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 130
Posted By PaulMys
325????? No deal. She probably lost one of those...

325????? No deal. She probably lost one of those fat rolls that I could stick my......

Well, you get it. (From men.)
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-21-2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 130
Posted By PaulMys
I read it. "Not with me, homo" Doesn't...

I read it. "Not with me, homo"

Doesn't change the fact I want to nail that 330 lb. sister of yours. :LOL:

Is the 440 pounder still signing the divorce papers?

I heard Bruce may be...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-21-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 130
Posted By PaulMys
Yeah, with your sister. No, the other one!! :LOL:

Yeah, with your sister. No, the other one!! :LOL:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-21-2014, 06:28 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By PaulMys
Not Polish Pollacks. Dumb assest.

Not Polish Pollacks.

Dumb assest.
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-20-2014, 10:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 130
Posted By PaulMys
Rodeo sex

Any of you guys ever have "Rodeo sex"??

It's where you do your wife from behind, pause, tell her that her sister is much better at it, and try to hold on for 8 seconds!
Forum: Off Topic Discussion 08-20-2014, 10:12 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 38
Posted By PaulMys
Nice, Dave! A few weeks back, I was returning to...

Nice, Dave! A few weeks back, I was returning to work from lunch when I saw what looked like "Glitter" in the road for lack of a better description. As I grew closer to it, (and was actually in it)...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-20-2014, 09:39 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 60
Posted By PaulMys
Second chance?

A man comes to bed one night feeling rather frisky.

He playfully nudges his wife, and starts to caress her. To his dismay, his wife does not immediately respond.

When he tries further...
Forum: 2012 Dodge Ram Forum 08-20-2014, 08:14 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 213
Posted By PaulMys
I knew the plastic was soft in these interiors,...

I knew the plastic was soft in these interiors, but damn.

I have only wiped mine with MF towels (sometimes dry) and have not experienced this.

If the scratches do not appear "deep", try a...
Forum: Other Vehicle Discussion 08-20-2014, 07:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 385
Posted By PaulMys
Hands down, my '70 SS396 Chevelle. Red with black...

Hands down, my '70 SS396 Chevelle. Red with black stripes. Had it from a junior in HS, until I was 20.

Sold it because I needed a truck for work. Somehow, the girls didn't find the truck as...
Forum: Custom Dodge Ram Exterior Modifications - Body Mods - Body Kits 08-20-2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 266
Posted By PaulMys
Totally agree with Kelsey. I've had 3 trucks in...

Totally agree with Kelsey. I've had 3 trucks in the past w/ drop-ins, and hated them.

When I ordered My '12 Ram, I ordered the factory spray-in. I'll never have anything else.
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-20-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By PaulMys
Pollacks don't attend school. It's just a waste...

Pollacks don't attend school. It's just a waste of tax dollars.

Dumb ass.
Forum: Washing & Waxing 08-20-2014, 06:32 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 444
Posted By PaulMys
Lmao Bruce! It's true, primo is good at this,...

Lmao Bruce! It's true, primo is good at this, but it's all SO worth it!! :smileup:
Forum: Washing & Waxing 08-18-2014, 09:31 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 444
Posted By PaulMys
^^^ Thanks!!^^^ I'll do a little searching...

^^^ Thanks!!^^^

I'll do a little searching now! :)
Forum: Washing & Waxing 08-18-2014, 09:28 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 79
Posted By PaulMys
Damn! Great review, and truck looks awesome as...

Damn! Great review, and truck looks awesome as always, man.

If anyone would know from comparison, it would be you, Jeff!

Thanks for the tip!!
Forum: Washing & Waxing 08-18-2014, 09:21 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 444
Posted By PaulMys
Well, 99.9% of what I know about detailing came...

Well, 99.9% of what I know about detailing came from you, primo! :smileup:

Do you have a link for the Dry me Crazy? I have not seen it on AG or any other sites.

Thanks, brother!
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-18-2014, 06:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By PaulMys
Yeah, but you didn't pass the written test until...

Yeah, but you didn't pass the written test until the 4th try.
Forum: 2012 Dodge Ram Forum 08-17-2014, 09:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 312
Posted By PaulMys
Sooner, what trim level (Laramie, Sport, Express,...

Sooner, what trim level (Laramie, Sport, Express, etc.) do you have?

And do you have quad headlights, or duals?
Forum: Off Topic Discussion 08-17-2014, 09:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 167
Posted By PaulMys
Lmao!!! I almost spit MY beer out reading this! ...

Lmao!!! I almost spit MY beer out reading this!

Damn wives!!! :LOL:
Forum: Washing & Waxing 08-17-2014, 08:19 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 444
Posted By PaulMys
Leaf blower to get the majority of water, and...

Leaf blower to get the majority of water, and also the crevices (grille, mirrors, door handles.)

Then micro-fiber drying towels.
Forum: Off Topic Discussion 08-17-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 195
Posted By PaulMys
Is this why you purchased the weapon, Dave?? ...

Is this why you purchased the weapon, Dave??

To scare away future boyfriends? Man, I didn't know your divorce was THAT bad! :LOL:
Forum: Off Topic Discussion 08-17-2014, 07:59 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 167
Posted By PaulMys
Good to hear. I had a customer who's appendix...

Good to hear. I had a customer who's appendix burst. He was almost a goner!

Hope you are feeling better soon, man!
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-17-2014, 07:42 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By PaulMys
Just Captain thread-jacker & thread-jacker Jr. at...

Just Captain thread-jacker & thread-jacker Jr. at work, Bruce. :LOL:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-16-2014, 09:45 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By PaulMys
HAHA!!! I actually got one of your insinuations...

HAHA!!! I actually got one of your insinuations this time.
They are usually so moronic that no one bothers to reply, thread-killer.

Turning your homosexuality into a joke and anecdote about me...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-16-2014, 09:26 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 172
Posted By PaulMys
LMAO!!! THIS is how I picture Drew's...

LMAO!!!

THIS is how I picture Drew's brain.

(Well, there are other things like cock-worship and penis envy, but still.....)
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-15-2014, 11:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By PaulMys
Yeah, I go "back and forth" depending on the...

Yeah, I go "back and forth" depending on the situation. :LOL:

Plus, Drew's book, "Introduction to coming out of the closet with a BANG" helped me immensely!
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