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Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-24-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 98
Posted By tattwo98
Leroy's hearing

Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn,...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-17-2014, 11:15 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 89
Posted By tattwo98
Investment opportunity

Thought some of you might want to consider getting financially on board early with this new invention:
A German Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-15-2014, 08:59 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 122
Posted By tattwo98
Deer hunting with the Mrs.

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife,...
Forum: 2013 Dodge Ram Forum 09-18-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 143
Posted By tattwo98
Thanks for the help....

This morning I came to work and parked like I always do and turned off the truck and found I couldn't take the key out...My wife ( we ride in together ) was starting a small panick, I told her I...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 09-11-2014, 08:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 413
Posted By tattwo98
50 more Shades of Grey

He was in blissful ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as he enjoyed the moment. His wife moved forwards, then backwards, forwards, then backwards again... and again...and again, back and...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 09-11-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 276
Posted By tattwo98
5 indisputable facts

Five indisputable facts that describe my well spent youth http://www.thunderbirdnest.com/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif:

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 09-03-2014, 08:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 195
Posted By tattwo98
Heaven and Hell

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-14-2014, 03:01 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 135
Posted By tattwo98
Hillbilly Motorcycle

A new bike...?
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-04-2014, 04:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 127
Posted By tattwo98
Oops

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-04-2014, 03:10 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 588
Posted By tattwo98
Passing three tests

A man walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there's at least thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-01-2014, 04:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 295
Posted By tattwo98
Peeing On The Flowers ......

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 08-01-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 62
Posted By tattwo98
Golfer's prayer

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong
ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in
Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it.
The pros drive the ball out over the water...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-29-2014, 07:51 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 267
Posted By tattwo98
Play golf....or some related game?

Top 10 Caddy Replies

10.) Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long"?

9.) Golfer: "I'd move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-28-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 430
Posted By tattwo98
First beer with my son

I will always remember my first drink with my son...

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-24-2014, 12:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 186
Posted By tattwo98
Chicks

Farmer Fred once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-16-2014, 01:37 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 135
Posted By tattwo98
My daddy sleeps naked

"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-14-2014, 03:25 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 178
Posted By tattwo98
Skydiving Accident

"Two Brazilian Men"

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,

"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying and says to her husband...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-14-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 104
Posted By tattwo98
How to tell the sex of a bird

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

This Is AMAZING!!!

I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds.
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
...
Forum: 2013 Dodge Ram Forum 07-11-2014, 10:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 255
Posted By tattwo98
Have you checked Dee Zee? I think they have the...

Have you checked Dee Zee? I think they have the right size....
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-10-2014, 07:41 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 654
Posted By tattwo98
Italian Fire Department

One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory.
In a blink the building was engulfed in flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-09-2014, 02:34 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 198
Posted By tattwo98
Pig Farmers

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 07-07-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 361
Posted By tattwo98
Dog on a plane

A man had just boarded and settled down into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador in the middle seat between them. The first...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 06-27-2014, 11:16 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 200
Posted By tattwo98
Not what I thought !

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? (http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/12565/what-gets-longer-when-pulled-fits-between-breasts)...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 06-17-2014, 10:17 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 118
Posted By tattwo98
Words to live by

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to the sound of gun shots. People...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 06-17-2014, 10:15 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 242
Posted By tattwo98
Doughnuts?

"According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut."
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