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Old 05-09-2013, 10:21 AM
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Default For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle

His father said:

"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $380,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it"
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him:

"I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $380,000 mortgage & no bike!"
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