If he did figure out how to do it, why would he tell everyone exactly how to do it? Mike isn't in the performance business for practice. Maybe when UNICEF gets into the aftermarket performance business then they well give away their secrets, but for now its going to be like any other performance shop....... R&D = money and nobody likes giving away either.
Typically someone would charge a fee for such a service...but nice movie quote...
If you read back the history of me inquiring to him about this you'll see I asked what he would charge.