I've got a buddy from Grand Falls, NB who comes down once a month or so. He whines about Canada. We got into a discussion comparing our money, I said his looked like Monopoly money, he brags, our $100 bills smell like maple syrup, so I sniffed the one with the queen of England, jee, this one smells like a 90 year old woman. So he says, what good are your $1 bills, just clog up your pocket book? I informed the lad, that's what we tip our strippers with, smell these= cheap perfume and boobies.