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Old 02-07-2014, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DarthRam View Post
I went to a $5 I, Frakenstein movie with a buddy. Never go to a $5 movie during the day. We thought we lucked out since we didn't know it was a $5 movie day but boy were we wrong. The entire theater was full of special needs adults. The only issue with these people was the guy in front of me who kept taking off his hat and, what looked like, swatting imaginary flies directly in front of him. I shit you not. He would take his hat off and bring it down 2-3 times in rapid succession all while just flicking his wrist. He wasn't the major problem. The guy in the back row who, when he wasn't coughing like he was spewing forth meaty pieces of lung, he was smacking on a piece of hard candy like a toothless hooker giving a $500 BJ. Then to top it off some jackhole decides to park so close to my driver side door I needed the jaws of life to open my door. I left a note on it that said, "Thanks for parking like a f*@king douche!"

Oh, but I saved $2.50!
Hahahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh, man... I've had those days too.
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