28-ounce water pump
A woman calls an imports warehouse for a 28 ounce water pump
''a what''? says the confused parts guy
''my husband says he needs a 28 ounce water pump'' replies the woman
''a 28 ounce water pump, what car does it fit?''
so the parts guy writes down a Datsun 28 oz water pump and the light in his head goes on, and he says "oh yes ma'am we have 28 ounce water pumps, we also have 26 ounce and 24 ounce ones two"
"finally" she says happily "your the first place to know what i was talking about"
"well ma'am were a full import parts and service center, its our job to have what you need, like a 28 ounce water pump" he says smiling as he writes down Datsun 280Z water pump.
"Yup...Speed Kills.....mileage that is.
"lol.... yeah, thats the answer! Just get under the dash and cut some wires! Im sure it will be fine!" --gregster
I dont always drink and drive, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. stay thirsty my friends