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Old 02-23-2010, 10:33 AM
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Default No sissy poems here

None of that 'Sissy Stuff

Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that
actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this email-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on speed!!!


2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.


7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....


8. When you fall,
Ill laugh my arse off, then
pick you up and dust you off



9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your
pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
**********************
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