My name is Brad and I work for the Department of Homeland Security. The Transportation Security Administration is who I really work for though. Yes, I'm one of those officers who work at the airport and steal you liquids and water as well as knives, the occasional gun and every now and then some drugs
Its a great job, pay is amazing for what we do, hours suck big time, but when you go home at the end of the day knowing you possibly stopped someone from doing something very bad on an airplane that left your airport, you feel good about your job.
If anyone ever goes through CVG (Cincinnati Airport) you'll probably see me!