Three sailors sitting in a bar chatting about the names of their ships. The British sailor says" I am from the H.M.S. London. The H.M.S. stands for Her Majesties Ship!"
The American Sailor says" I am from the U.S.S. Ronald Regan, the U.S.S. stands for United States Ship!"
The I talian sailor says "I ama froma the A.M.B Palermo(think of a bad Italian accent before reading on) Da A.M.B. stands for "ATS MY BOATA!"