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Old 11-17-2008, 06:57 PM
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Default You're the Father of one of my kids

A guy goes to the
supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

him. She says hello .
He's rather taken back because he can't place where

he knows her from. So
he says, 'Do you know
me?'

To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my
kids.'
Now his mind travels
back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to

his wife and says, 'My
God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while

your partner whipped
my butt with wet
celery?'

She looks into his
eyes and says calmly,


















'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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If I knew then what I know now.................I would still have done it..........But enjoyed it more!

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