You're the Father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the
supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello .
He's rather taken back because he can't place where
he knows her from. So
he says, 'Do you know
To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my
Now his mind travels
back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'My
God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped
my butt with wet
She looks into his
eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
If I knew then what I know now.................I would still have done it..........But enjoyed it more!