11-19-2008, 12:49 PM
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Dark in here!
A woman has an affair during the day
while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees the lovers hard at it
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to
watch. Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in
The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball, do you want
to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him
if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
A few weeks later it happened again and
the boy and the lover were in the
cupboard together again.
Boy: 'Dark in here'.
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time,
asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says:'$350-00.'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'
A few days later, the Father says to
the boy: 'Grab your ball and boots,
let's go over the park and have a game.'
The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them for
The Father says: 'That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that...
$500 is way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your sins.'
They go to church and the father makes
the little boy sit in the confession
booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Priest says: 'OH NO................Don't start that sh*t
If I knew then what I know now.................I would still have done it..........But enjoyed it more!