11-22-2008, 06:34 AM
Dodge Ram Forum Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Raquette Lake NY
Vehicle: 2008 1500 Ram Quad Cab 4x4
Trim Level: Big Horn
Color: Inferno Red
Engine: 2008-2008 287ci (4.7L) PowerTech V8 310hp 330lb/ft
Rep Power: 7
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new
procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top
of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and
produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've
had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags
under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
If I knew then what I know now.................I would still have done it..........But enjoyed it more!