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Old 01-26-2009, 11:08 AM
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Default 60-plus year olds

Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?

A: Try a bookstore under "fiction".

Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for
these Crow's feet and all
those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull
them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old
people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they
park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year
olds to have problems with
short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem,
Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep
more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year
olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common
remark made by 60-plus
year olds when they enter
antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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