01-28-2009, 08:47 AM
Dodge Ram Forum Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Raquette Lake NY
Vehicle: 2008 1500 Ram Quad Cab 4x4
Trim Level: Big Horn
Color: Inferno Red
Engine: 2008-2008 287ci (4.7L) PowerTech V8 310hp 330lb/ft
Rep Power: 7
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five yearsold, unmarried, and this thing is about as close asI'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away andleave me
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroomdoor. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and thisthing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from ashopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room.
She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzinglike crazy.
The wife asked: ' WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with the nearest thing I have to a son-in-law.' Now go away and leave me alone!
If I knew then what I know now.................I would still have done it..........But enjoyed it more!