"Hunny, I totally agree with you. The Highlander is just not the right vehicle for you, so I have located a great Ram for you. Would you like to test drive it today or tomorrow?"
Option B -
, trade her straight up, and trade the Toy in for a 2011 HD Ram.
Either way, the hardest part is doing either one without breaking into hysterical laughter. That would just blow the sincerity right out the window.