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Old 07-08-2011, 07:27 AM
justeric1agn justeric1agn is offline
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: alabama
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Vehicle: 92 power ram
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Color: red
Engine: 1992-1993 318ci (5.2L) Magnum V8 230 hp 280lb/ft
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justeric1agn is on a distinguished road
Default my new ford truck

I bought a new Ford F350 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure, it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and Gentlemen,
The President of The United States…

Boy, I love this truck.
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