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Old 10-11-2011, 12:22 AM
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Guy sitting at the bar drinking and getting wasted when the guy next to him turns and throws up on him. Oh man, My wife is gonna be so PO'd at me because I always get drunk and throw up on myself and I was hoping not to do that tonight to show her I am a better man. The guy appologize to the man and says: here is $20 ( putting it in his shirt pocket ) tell your wife what happened and Im sorry and there is $20 to get the shirt cleaned. So, later that night the guy stumbles home and his wife is waiting up.... SEE, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE GONNA COME AFTER YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF ! said the wife. No, no, let me explain dear, this guy threw up on me and he gave me $20 to have it cleaned, look in my shirt pocket. The wife says: There is $40 in here? The hubby said... Oh, yeah...he sh*t in my pants too.
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