Originally Posted by col
And for those who dont know ''Football'' is played with the Feet. Commonly known as ''Soccer".
^^If that were to be taken in literal context^^ then I'd have a few questions that maybe you could help me with.
If it's played on "artificial grass", could it even be played at all? Since if it's artificial, then it couldn't possibly be grass, could it?.
And that wouldn't be awfully nice, since if it's awful, then it couldn't possibly be nice. Moreover that would seem bitter sweet, but couldn't realistically be because if it were to be bitter, then it couldn't possibly be sweet, could it?
Maybe it's just best if I turn a blind eye to the whole thing...but wait, if the eye were blind, then it wouldn't be able to see anyway, and that very well might imply a constant variable, which could in no way be constant if it's variable...Is that correct?
Just trying to figure this out could wind up in me catching a cold fever, but I'm not sure which it would be, cold, or a fever?
Hopefully the current history of this thread will make sense, either currently, or in history. Guess I'll just go out and park
my DODGE RAM
...in my driveway
. When I get there I'll decide if I should Dodge ...or Ram.
Was just wondering what would happen if this could be considered a Forward Lateral