Thread: Bear Hunting
View Single Post
  #1  
Old 02-25-2012, 08:58 PM
Warlock III's Avatar
Warlock III Warlock III is offline
Still smarter'n a redneck
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 6,812
Gender: Male
Vehicle: 1995 Ram 1500
Engine: 1994-2001 318ci (5.2L) Magnum V8 220hp
Rep Power: 11
Rep:1734
Warlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant futureWarlock III has a brilliant future
Send a message via AIM to Warlock III Send a message via Yahoo to Warlock III
Default Bear Hunting

So a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go bear hunting with him. Seems that a couple townships in NJ are having problems with bears and they want to thin the population. They held a lottery for hunting permits and he said that he had won one, and asked me if I'd like to go with him.

I thought about it and accepted. He said he'd stop by and give me a list of what I should bring. So he brings me a list the following Friday. It said:

A shovel,
A can opener,
A can of peas,
A five gallon bucket filled with ashes.

I looked at the list and asked him what this had to do with bear hunting?

So he says: We have to find a trail that's well traveled by the bears. You'll have to take the shovel and dig a pit 10x10x10. Once you're done with that, take the bucket of ashes and dump them down in the pit.

Then you use the can opener to open the can of peas, and spread them evenly around the outer edge of the pit.

After that's all done we have to hide in the bushes and wait.

If we're very quiet and we hear a bear come along, we wait for him to stop to take a pea, and kick him in the ash.
__________________
Rated "D" for disturbing. Some images and language may be disturbing for some members. Crude language, sarcasm and images throughout. Not intended for all viewers

DISCLAIMER
If you are offended easily don't click on my screen name

Last edited by Warlock III; 02-25-2012 at 10:16 PM.
Reply With Quote
Sponsored links