I took my buddy bear hunting once. We were settling down for the night when I thought I heard something, he claims he didnt hear anything. A few seconds later I heard something again and looked out the tent flap and lo and behold there was a big ass bear out there. With the guns safely locked in the car I started putting my shoes on as my buddy kept yelling what to do. He noticed me putting on my shoes and asked what I was doing, we cant outrun a bear.... I looked at him and said: Nope, all I got to do is outrun you !
If you can't run with the Big Dogs, Stay on the porch.