BlueMonday, don't knock it till you try it! I drive a Dually on these little English roads and get on just fine! I'm running a cummins with around 550hp and 1000lbf and still get 22.5 mpg,which I'm guessing is better than your old wrx.
99% of the roads are wide enough (if you can travel the country in a lorry you can easily fit a ram ). Parking is fine unless you go into town centres with restrictions of course, but if you know you're doing this you take the mrs car!!
Anyhow, the enjoyment I get outta driving my truck far outweighs any negatives! Wrx? Pah.