I've got a wonderful wife! I don't think she's wonderful enough to buy any of you any of the sill guards though
If anyone is interested, it's a MOPAR kit, part number 82212428
I did a quick search. They're available at eBay, and a few other sites as well.
Here is a listing for 'em on eBay
(not sure how long it'll last though)
I believe that it's a kit for a 2011+ as for the 2009 and 2010 they had the Dodge logo, so if you want it to say RAM, be sure that you're getting the right kit. I'm not sure if the part number changed or not.