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Old 05-18-2012, 02:22 PM
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Default Guido the Italian Lover

One night Guido is at the bar and spots a lonely lovely lady so he buys her a drink and sits next to her to talk, after several drinks and getting quite tipsy they decide to go to Guido's Love Lair...
Guido, never letting a woman down and making sure they are completely satisfied, after a very nice long romp in the bed he rolls over and looks her in the eyes and asks, Are you Finnish?
She giggles and says no.
So guido not wanting to disappoint her , mounts her and goes at it for another hour, finally her rolls over exhausted and looks her in the eyes and asks, Are you Finnish?
She giggles, kisses him and says No.
So again, Guido goes at at, for 2 hours...nearly having a heart attack he rolls over and again asks her if she was finnish?
She giggles again and says no, Im Norwiegen !
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