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Old 07-12-2012, 02:23 PM
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Default This was on the top of my paycheck

Our company sometimes puts random info or jokes or whatever on the top of our checks, here's what was on there this week:

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets x-ray which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has surgery scheduled 6 months from then pending review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST patient is a golden retriever taken to a vet. The SECOND is a senior citizen on government healthcare.
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