10-12-2009, 09:10 PM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Joplin, MO
Vehicle: 2007 Dodge Nitro
Trim Level: SLT
Color: Electric Blue
Rep Power: 42
Time for a good laugh!
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Falujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
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