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Old 02-18-2013, 11:10 AM
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Holy crap, That's funny. Once, when I got a tele-market call, I set the phone down while all of my buddies were over watching a football game, drinking, swearing, etc. When I picked it up, they were gone- but I still laugh at how long they must have listened, and the vulgarity they must have heard!
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LMAO! Pure genius, wish I was quick enough on my feet to pull something like that off.
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a company called asking if my step dad wanted to have our water tested. he said "I don't drink water, but you can come test my beer" they said "sorry sir we don't test beer, only water" he said well I want you to come test my beer, and if you can't do that, please don't call my house on a Sunday evening while im eating dinner with my family again." Hahahaha
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That is perfect.....I will definately try and use some of that next time I get a call from these guys.....Too funny....
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LMAO, too funny! You know telemarketer has to be the most hated job to have besides a debt collector lol! The radio show I listen to in the morning, those guys have some serious fun when telemarketers call their line!

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