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Old 04-21-2013, 10:37 PM
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This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those"?

Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your *******?" to which the little boy responds "No."
"Then you can't have one."

A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have on of those?"

Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your *******?" to which the little boy responds "No."
"Then you can't have one."

Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $50,000."

Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your *******?"
"Yes," Says grandpa.

"Then go fook yourself."
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bhahahahahahahahaha oh lord that was funny
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