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Old 05-27-2013, 12:13 PM
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Two necrophiliacs were driving home when they happened to pass a morgue.
One looks over at the other and says "Wanna stop in for a cold one?"
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Necrophiliacs are bad enough, but if they were talking about sucking down a cold one, I'd think that a homosexual Necrophiliac would be a little more disturbing.

**Disclaimer** That was in no way meant to be controversial or bias to homosexuals and the administrators here at the Forum express no opinion neither for nor against homosexuality.
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your sick.





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This joke just results in 'dead silence' every time
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This joke just results in 'dead silence' every time
"dead silence", that's funny.
Actually this is one of the milder jokes in my repertoire.
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"dead silence", that's funny.
Actually this is one of the milder jokes in my repertoire.
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^^ Same here ^^ with the PM'ing! Thought this was pretty damn funny!
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