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Old 12-01-2009, 01:31 AM
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Default Got Pulled over and the Cop told me a joke!!!

Got pulled over today coming home from the girls house. Had no idea what i did!! Didn't speed didn't squeel tires seat belt everything good...

Asks why did i pull over i was like honestly I have no idea.

He's like little thing with 8 sides bright Red. You didn't stop all the way you slowed down

Took my license, insurance, couldn't find registration (Got her a month ago lol)

Comes back and tell me a Joke

Have you heard the joke about the police officer and the Attorney.

Cop pulls over the attorney for rolling through a stop sign and only slowing down.

He's like well i know the law i slowed down enough to make it a stop

He pull him out of the car and starts beating him with the night stick/

Cop says now tell me to slow down or Stop (Tell me if there is a difference)

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Then says have a nice night and lets me off without even a warning

Close call but nice cop !!! Why can't they all do that hahaha

Thought you guys would get a kick outa that
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LOL...so you walked, eh? Cool!
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LOL...so you walked, eh? Cool!
yea lol forgot that part looked at my stuff and let me go
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That is a funny story, thanks for sharing, and yeah, too bad they can't all have a sense of humor and just let it go, but glad you came out of it with a cool story and nothing else!

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That is a funny story, thanks for sharing, and yeah, too bad they can't all have a sense of humor and just let it go, but glad you came out of it with a cool story and nothing else!

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You lucky bas**** . Come to Baltimore and see if your that lucky .
hahah gotten 5 tickets in my life first time let go lol wouldn't say soo lucky

But yes got a break that once maybe he just liked my Ram lol
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I will admit that I have used boobs and tears to get out of tickets....no shame in my game!
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Good lord. Where were you driving? I know EL you know. I might have met that cop.
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Good lord. Where were you driving? I know EL you know. I might have met that cop.
I'm actually home now in Canton, MI working an Internship with DTE Energy

So i was on Rawsonville Rd. Close to 94
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